Greetings and salutations, loyal citizen of Alpha Complex! Your friend The Computer has chosen you for an important and fun assignment carefully matched to your recorded level of mission experience: resolve a critical illumination difficulty in a high-priority room. Such a task should be easy for a Troubleshooter of your caliber! The Computer and the other loyal citizens of Alpha Complex, specifically [NAME DELETED], are counting on you to complete your mission with the efficiency, loyalty, honor, and [APPROVAL PENDING] for which Troubleshooters are known. Any Troubleshooters that fail to meet these known characteristics are obviously traitors to Alpha Complex and should be reported to The Computer immediately for termination. Additionally, an exceptional Troubleshooter may be awarded a va
