Greetings, Citizen. Are you looking for information about the game of Paranoia scheduled to run at XX00 hours? [Of course you are, or you wouldn't be here.] What is your clearance level? Red? I'm sorry, Citizen, that information is classified. [Look, man, you're a troubleshooter for the Computer. You find trouble and shoot it.] Only a Commie Mutant Traitor would seek information above his clearance level. You aren't a Commie Mutant Traitor, are you, Citizen? [Good luck with that, buddy.]
