Yes folks, it's the first annual Claydonia Golden Lobes awards! The night when the proud Claydonian Video Actors Guild (VAG) gets to show the biggest, longest, messiest...um...stuff. Everything was going great for this inaugural event until Pretty Petunia BLANK decided that her BLANK was better that Betty Big BLANK's BLANK! Now all hell has broken out in a free for all to decide who will be able to have the most stamina as they thrust themselves to the center of VAG. This could be your night to score...an award that is!